Utterly disappointed with our readers!

I had rather hoped somebody could give me an interesting idea to write a book on! Oh well. :(
I shall be forced to use my own imagination. Darn!
Anyway thats my disappointment over.
To my annoyance, however, an annoying new guy started at work recently. I had already ended up being called Hans by everybody but he swans in with his icky icky poo English accent and says something along the lines of, "Mawnin Haynngs!"
I mean wtf????? He's only like 30 but as lazy as...well a lazy person!
When asked to clear behind the counter and take hangers upstairs he removed them from behind the counter but left them at the bottom of the stairs for me to take up! I mean jeez!

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My banner

Just made a quick banner (finally I know) - although I have some ideas for a few different ones too! I'll stick with this one for the moment though.

I can't believe how quickly this summer has gone! :( I don't even want to THINK about school -even mentioning the word is enough. *shudder*

Changing the subject hastily... Stardoll has been really going downhill for a while now and they really should do something to make it better! Also now that Hannah has kinda left it means its different too. :( Other stardoll blogs aren't doing so well, mainly because there isn't all that much to post about! Its a shame - but we all move on. Our blog is not only about stardoll - its more random real life so we don't plan on closing anytime soon! :D

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Why Does Everybody Hate Me? Chapter 2

Why does it always rain on me? When the sun is shining........blahblah blah...

I've got to say it makes you feel good when two days running you step into the sunshine, get halfway towards where you're going and - voila - it rains.
And this is Scotland we're talking about. I'm not referring to a "light misty drizzle". No no. This is like tropical storm central, minus the warm drops of rain. Full on freezing. And I was wearing cute pumps!
Never mind. Life's good right?
I should change the stories of my misfortune from "Why does everyONE hate me?" to "Why does everyTHING (and I mean everything) hate me?".
I like it. Short and snappy.

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Why Does Everybody Hate Me? Chapter 1

As anyone who was familiar with my stardoll page will now see, I was hacked by a fwbs* who sold pretty much everything "she" could get her hands on. The irony is that the person who hacked me was called imsuchaloser. If I hadn't been so peed off I would have laughed.
Anywho because of this whole fandango I've decided to leave stardoll. This shouldn't affect the blog too much since I usually babble about my life anyway so, chillax dahlings! I'm not going anywhere!
My only small problemo is that any of the banners that I've ever made feature a medoll which under the circumstances isn't very fitting. If anyone has any ideas for what I could make my banner look like please inform me!
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* (excuse my French) - F***ing- Whor*- Bitch- Skank

I know its been a while since my last post I'm sorry - but now that its the summer I will try to make an effort and post more often - Hannah and I are aiming to post at least once a week maybe more.

I was reading Hannah's random previous posts before about the place where we live - which she made sound almost interesting - as its really just a place where mostly old people live with the addition of us and a few funny and random neighbours!

I have also decided to post a random photo at the end of every entry to which I will add a caption. So today:



''We always knew Hannah was from another planet...''

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On a more positive note.

On a more positive note than my last two posts I forgot to mention something.
Wait for it...
...I planto write a book. Voila! Brilliant huh?
Anyway the only problem is that I don't really have a clue what to write it on.
I'm thinking, "Tales of Tweedsyde Park". Telling the stories of Geordie neighbours who see wolves and are members of spandex appreciation societies, friends being proposed to when they're 8 and what goes on behind all of the closed doors.
I'm thinking for the last part of that I could put cameras through my neighbours windows and do a sort of 007 thing.
I'm also thinking that if anyone has a better idea I highly recommend that you tell me it since I don't realy want to know what some of my neighbours get up to behind closed doors so I doubt anybody else would.
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It's been a while....

Hey. Finally. I really am awful for never posting on here but its the hols now so I guess I have no excuse. There doesn't actually seem to be very much to say about my oh so fabby life so instead I'm going to have a good rant about stardoll.

I really am getting quite sick of it.

For a start it bugs me that its so addictive. I mean I finally know why there are 18 year olds still linked with stardoll. Its like an annoying drug that takes over part of your brain. I feel myself turning into more of a cyber-geek every day.

Secondly I'm finding myself being harrassed by two 9 year olds at the moment. It started with a friends request from iloverley saying "What the f***makes you think that guys prefer blondes". Charming huh? So anyway I replied that I would appreciate it if she didn't swear at me in friends requests and that Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is a film. Apparently that wasn't good enough for her so she started saying "ewww" to my album and getting her little friend, gymnast8516 (or something) to swear further and tell me I''m a nasty bitch! I mean wtf?!

Thirdly Stardoll really need to sort out their opening credits. I mean its misleading!
Here are my amendments:
Make your MeDoll- Fake who you are (nobody needs to know about fatcamp)
Make new Friends- Be as bitchy as you like (its the internet; you'll never meet them)
Dress up your MeDoll- Dress upin plants and curtains (people think its hot)
Go shopping for clothes and furniture- Hack people for all they've got (what can they do about it)
Decorate your house- Get sent ugly penguin things (lovely)

Sorry I'm a bit of a cynic.

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